TvTT 75: Two Riverdale Cast Members are HOOKING UP IRL!
I mean...we are shipping this!
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TvTT 74: Sabrina Teaser Reaction and Riverdale Casting News
AHHHHHH!!!!!! SABRINA LOOKS SO. DAMN. GOOD. We are READY!
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TvTT 73: We Know What You Did This Summer: Riverdale Cast
We are thirsty bitches following up and giving you ALL THE TEA on what the Riverdale cast did this summer!
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TvTT 72: Riverdale Season 3 Promo Recap
We are almost a month out y'all! Listen to our reactions, or predictions, and are gay hookup wishes!
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TvTT 71: Trying Cheap Rosé and Debating our Favorite Reality Stars
We are drinking cheap wine and deciding who are favorite reality stars are!
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TvTT 70: That Time Jake and Mattie Decided to Do Painful Peel Off Face Masks
What are your favorite television finales? We are talking about ours, including The Americans!
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TvTT 69: 80's Cartoons That Made Us Gay!!
Also, Charles Metlon aka Reggie from Riverdale is making gay thirst trap videos--and we LOVE IT! And surprise, y'all--we made a video cast this week! Enjoy Queens!
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TvTT 68: Riverdale Ch 35 Brave New World
It's the Season 2 Finale, so why wouldn't Jake and Mattie get completely ripped for this episode? Who knows what these drunk queens are going to say.
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TvTT 67: Riverdale Ch 34 Judgment Night
Everything that could have happened in this episode...happened!
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TvTT 66: Riverdale Ch. 33 "Shadow of a Doubt"...there was a plot
I mean..insert eye roll y'all. These writers are scrambling...but luckily Jake and Mattie are server their best shade.
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TV Tea Time 65: Riverdale Ch 32 Prisoners
This was maybe one of the worst episodes of Riverdale...but one of the best TV Tea Time episodes to hear Jake and Mattie sing like ladies!
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TV Tea Time 64: Riverdale Ch. 31 CARRIE, The Musical Y'all!!!
This episode was so good that Jake was speechless...and that NEVER happens.
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TV Tea Time 63: EXCLUSIVE Interview with Cody Kearsley aka MOOSE from Riverdale!
Lord knows how they did it. But Jake and Mattie actually got Riverdale's own, CODY KEARSLEY to agree to an interview! Y'all it's MOOSE!
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TV Tea Time 62: Riverdale Ch 30 "The Noose Tightens"
Perhaps the noose is tightening on the writers this week...because they need to get their act TOGETHER! But at least we had a shirtless Reggie, y'all.
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TV Tea Time 61: Riverdale 29 Primary Colors
This week, lines were drawn, milkshakes were thrown, and Archie wasn't shirtless. Well, you can't win them all folks. Still, a great episode!
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TV Tea Time 60: Riverdale Ch 26 There Will Be Blood...and Shirtless Archie
The Lodge's plan comes ahead and then takes on full steam. Betty doesn't feel same at home, and neither does Cheryl. Jughead is paranoid. And Archie does pull ups. It's Riverdale y'all.
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TV Tea Time 59: The Hills Have Eyes but Sadly No Man-on-Man Action
I mean Jughead and Archie both shirtless in a hot tub and nothing happens! Color us disappointed. Thank God Veronica's swimsuit wrap was Cruella De Vil realness!
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TV Tea Time 58: SPECIAL Announcement and a new Riverdale Trailer
Jake and Mattie are thinking of re-formatting the show. Listen and let us know your thoughts!
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TV Tea Time 57: Riverdale Ch 26 A Tell-Tale Heart
This episode confused Mattie because of the title which then lead to Jake yelling at Mattie for not knowing any literature.
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TV Tea Time 56: Riverdale The Wicked and the Divine
This episode like The Omen and Gossip Girl had a baby--and we don't know how we feel about it, y'all.
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TV Tea Time 55: The Wrestler
This episode of Riverdale is so homoerotic when we watched Jake was actually speechless for once!
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TV Tea Time 54: The Blackboard Jungle
We're back in the new year, and we get a glimpse of a shirtless basketball scene...AND REGGIE IS GLORIOUS.
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TV Tea Time 53: Riverdale Silent Night, Deadly Night
Silent night, deadly night and the Black Hood storyline is KILLING US!
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TV Tea Time 52: The House of the Devil...and VERONICA'S HEAVENLY BANGS!
V's gotta new look, and Jake and Mattie are GAGGING!
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TV Tea Time 51: Riverdale gets Creepy and it's AH-MAZING!
This episode was fantastic. And Sheriff Keller becomes the Silver Daddy we ALL wanted.
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TV Tea Time 50: Jughead's Drag Race--Start Your Engines!
This episode is channeling Grease, cool-rider realness...AND WE LOVED IT!
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TV Tea Time 49: Is Dark Betty the Black Hood?
Betty--when crazy calls, why are you answering?!
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TV Tea Time 48: Archie Goes AWOL and Betty Gets the Blame
This wasn't our favorite episode of Riverdale. It kinda went off the tracks...so you know Jake had opinions!
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TV Tea Time 47: Kevin Gets Slutty in the Woods and Betty is NOT Sex Positive, Y'all
And Moose is alive!!!!!!!!! Also this episode is called "The Watcher in The Woods"! We'll tell you why that is GAY!
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TV Tea Time 46: S02E01 Archie is no detective & Dark Betty Comes to Jughead's Rescue
Cue the Aerosmith video, "Archie's Got a Gun"...
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TV Tea Time 45: Season 2 Premieres!!!
It's finally here! Does Fred Andrews Live? Will Archie be Shirtless? So Many Questions.
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TV Tea Time 44: Our Season 2 Predictions!
Season 2 premieres next week, and we have OPINIONS!!! We. Can't. Wait.
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TV Tea Time 43: KJ Apa Survives Car Crash, Sabrina The Teenage Witch is Back, and Betty has Bangs!
The Riverdale cast is protesting and Riverdale is about to get scary AF, y'all!
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TV Tea Time 42: Kate Casey from Reality Life
Kate Casey's life seems perfect. She's cute, blonde, funny. But sugars, y'all have NO idea how far she has come to get her happy. Also, Poodle aka Jake is co-hosting on this episode!
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TV Tea Time 41: Riverdale Season 2 Trailer Recap & What Else We're Watching
Hot guys, ladies with amazing makeup, and obscure pop culture references...RIVERDALE IS COMING BACK!
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TV Tea Time 40: Jon Snow's Ass and Riverdale's New Hottie
Jake and Mattie get real deep this episode...as I'm sure this week's picture confirms.
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TV Tea Time 39: Boy Band FINALE
The Finale 5 were announced and we were SHOCKED!
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TV Tea Time 38: Boy Band Ep 9 It's SOLO Week!
Nick Carter is very very excited about these BoyBander's solos y'all.
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TV Tea Time 37: Boy Band Ep 8 Devon AKA Dev-bot is OUT!
Devon is out and Mattie is bummed he and Chance's bromance is over.
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TV Tea Time 36: Boy Band Ep 7 Is JHype Worth THE Hype?
JHype is cute and wonderful and has amazing hair...but will he make it past this round?
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TV Tea Time 35: Two Fellas Go Home and those WTF Shenanigans
Okay...this is getting tough. Everyone is so good! And two went home tonight! But one thing we know for sure...Rita Ora's wig was AH-MAZING!
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TV Tea Time 34: Jaden Shows His True Colors...and We SOB
Jaden and Drew gave us everything...and well a few gave us nothing. And Jake is very opinionated this episode.
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TV Tea Time 32: Boy Band Ep 3 Bandanas, Crying, and Hair Realness
You guys...this episode had so many emotions. But boy banders don't cry, right...wrong!
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TV Tea Time 31: ABC's Boy Band Episode 2
There's a bitchy vocal coach, NappyTabs made us cry, and Chance is real hot! This show just might be good, y'all.
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TV Tea Time 30: ABC's Boy Band PREMIERES!
Okay y'all, it's time to meet the boys and see if they can SANG!
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TV Tea Time 029: 12 BOY BANDS THAT WE TOTALLY FANGURLED OVER!
As we prepare to recap ABC's Boy Band, we're giving you our top 12 Boy Bands!
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TV Tea Time 027: Fire Island Ep 6
Mercury is in retrograde and these queens are fighting like the end o' times!
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TV Tea Time 026: Fire Island Ep 5
The Parents Visit, Cheyenne opens up, and Jorge Makes Us Cry!
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TV Tea Time 025: Riverdale FINALE!
Cheryl is ALL a mess, Betty almost goes all the way, and Archie gets a shock!
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TV Tea Time 024: FIRE ISLAND EP4
Jorge throws an epic party, Patrick comes after Cheyenne, and Baby B is not looking up to Paul Bunyan!
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TV Tea Time 022: FIRE ISLAND EP 3
NO Balls to the Face...unless you're Baby B. She wants all balls on her face!
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TV Tea Time 021: FIRE ISLAND Premieres on Logo
Well, like or not Logo's Fire Island is finally here. Judy Garland help us...
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TV Tea Time 020: Riverdale Ep 11
Archie and Jughead have some pillow talk, and we're loving the Blossom Wig Collection!!
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TV Tea Time 018: FEUD Ep 7
Joan is feeling ABANDONED, and the meltdown is beginning, Mamasita is NOT having it, and it's all giving us LIFE!
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TV Tea Time 017: Riverdale Ep 10
Archie has a kegger and Ronnie's Got a Secret!
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TV Tea Time 016: FEUD Ep 6
Head Roll, Hags Exploited, and Someone Gets Their Balls Back!
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TV Tea Time 013: Riverdale Ep 8
OH....Alice Cooper comes THROUGH!!!! This is her episode, y'all.
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TV Tea Time 005: RIVERDALE EP 4
Sweaty, Shirtless, Sexy AF Archie...oh yeah, and other people.
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TV Tea Time 004: FEUD-BETTE & JOAN EXCITEMENT AND QUEENING OUT!
We. Can't. Be. More. Excited.
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TV Tea Time 002: Riverdale Ep 2
Sweaty, Shirtless, Sexy AF Archie...oh yeah, and other people.
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RiverMales 76: Season 3 of of Riverdale is EVERYTHING WE WANTED!
We have a new name--just like Reggie from season 1. Tv TEA TIME has been replaced by RIVERMALES! And this episode was so good. Tthe shirtless guys playing sports, the romance of MooseKev/Koose, and Cheryl becomes the Red Arrow! Ah! We love this show!
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